Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Don't forget to pay your taxes...

21 million illegal aliens are depending on you!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Keeping your pants up?

I have always wondered how in the heck they keep their pants up . . .finally, it's explained.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Leather dresses...

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally... do you know why? It's because she smells like a new truck.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A very close call....

Most of us have to drive through access gates at some point of our driving careers. We have had numerous incidents with gates swinging in the wind and hitting vehicles.This guy caught a gate that was probably hidden by the tree line as he rounded the corner.
I bet the first thing the driver checked was to see if Mr. Wiggles and his two neighbors were still there.