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A CAR RIDE WITH GRANDPA

Grandpa had a ritual he looked forward to every Sunday morning.
He would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
Just he and his little granddaughter.
On one particular Sunday, however, he had a very bad cold and didn't feel like getting out of bed at all.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.
Upon their return, the little girl anxiously ran up stairs to see her grandfather.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
Oh, yes,Grandpa,' the girl replied, 'and do you know what?
We didn't see one dumb bastard or stupid shithead anywhere we went today!'

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