Tattoo of the year!

My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.
He asked me, Why not ? All my friends have a tattoo !
I told him, It would be a stain on your body !
He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly
And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.

I thought ... a Cartoon Character ... is probably not so bad !