A woman ran over a mattress on the highway,
And decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.
The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
To tear a hole in the fuel tank.
The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees.
She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft.
She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was Driving At High Speeds. What They Found At Her Dealership.....................