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Monday, June 28, 2010
WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
A package of gum.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a
drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the
items in front of the
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at
the six items on the belt and saw nothing
about my selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to my
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Well,
you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you
I'm an outdoors busybee, don't like to be tied down, like to be free, like my collection of animals, don't like to cook, threw my oven out on the front lawn, always laughing, always moving and on the go, tall, playful, sexy, looking for enrichment in everyday, hardworking, love to eat and relax with my favorite blanky.